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living life to the fattest

Isabel. 18. Easily Amused. Terrible with Estimation. Secret 1D fan; I don't want to talk about it.
Bi.
Wellesley College '17.
Jun 17 '13
positive-press-daily: Headed to Harvard When he was 14 years old, gang members destroyed his Cleveland home because he refused to join their group. He and his siblings were then split up, because his mother couldn’t afford to buy a new house and he ended up spending many nights sleeping on park benches. But now? David Boone is Headed to Harvard.

positive-press-daily:

Headed to Harvard

When he was 14 years old, gang members destroyed his Cleveland home because he refused to join their group. He and his siblings were then split up, because his mother couldn’t afford to buy a new house and he ended up spending many nights sleeping on park benches.

But now? David Boone is Headed to Harvard.

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Jun 12 '13

feminist-fury:

This makes no sense and makes me very uncomfortable.

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Jun 12 '13

gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

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Jun 12 '13

brandnewswastikas:

He drank all of his parents’ vodka and then refilled the bottle with distilled vinegar and his parents came home and drank it and died from it so he’s got the house to himself this weekend and he’s throwing a huge party. 

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Jun 11 '13

h0odrich:

s810666:

I murdered myself and threw my body in a ditch

I crashed my car into the bridge I. DON’T. CAAARE. I LOVE IT.

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Jun 11 '13

assfcuker:

*white intellectual guy voice* love doesn’t really exist…its…its…just a series of hormones thats why it didnt hurt me when cheryl *voice cracks* when cheryl left me *upper lip quivers* excuse me *wipes eye* as I was saying love is just a *throat clogs up* oh god *curls up in fetal position and cries*

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Jun 11 '13
theonion: New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up | Full Report

theonion:

New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up | Full Report

4,201 notes (via iloveyouyahoo & theonion)

Jun 9 '13

andrewhussiesbosom:

WHAT THE [looks around nervously] [sweats a lot] frickle frackle

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Jun 9 '13

tupacabra:

you better not ever get into an argument with me because i will end up apologizing so hard so do NOT fuck with me please thank you i’m sorry let’s be friends again

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Jun 9 '13

nerdache-cakes:

All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.

Hif.

(Source: nerdachecakes)

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Jun 9 '13

NYC PRIDE PARADE ON JUNE 30TH
WHO IS COMING WITH ME???

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Jun 9 '13

happyfuckingcamper:

I require cuttlefish in my life.

(Source: chained-wings)

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Jun 9 '13

the song one day more will forever remind me of the last day of high school

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Jun 7 '13
  • Capitalism: Teach a man to fish, but the fish he catches aren't his. They belong to the person paying him to fish, and if he's lucky, he might get paid enough to buy a few fish for himself.

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Jun 7 '13

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